Hello, everyone.

This is not a statement I make easily or lightly. Dr. Crafty, the former title card artist for the show and the voice of Pollo, has confessed to sexually assaulting someone. You can seek out the details for yourself, but needless to say we are no longer associated with him. The voice of Pollo will be recast (no decisions have been made yet about how this will be done; I will keep you all apprised).

Over the years, Dr. Crafty contributed a significant amount of artwork for the show. Not just the title cards, but artwork for merchandise – t-shirts, DVDs, posters, the badge cards, etc. While I feel it’s important for the history of the show to not remove the title cards or his presence in past episodes (lest we pretend as if it never happened at all), I cannot in good conscience continue selling merchandise featuring his art. I have discontinued the listings of all products that featured his art and plan to replace it with new art as I can. The sheer number of items means I cannot afford to replace it all at once (nor would I expect a single artist to do such a task given its volume), so I request you be patient as we go through this process.

As for the existing merchandise currently in stock, we will be hosting a charity stream in the future (date to be decided) where we will raise money for RAINN (Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network), selling off these items and donating the proceeds (minus shipping costs).

Thank you for your time and support.